I Stinky! Journal Entry October 6, 2003

"I Stinky!"
Song written by Angie Webb & Pilar Garcia-Perez

I run on the treadmill,
Sweat comes dripping down.
I'm the stinkiest girl
In Laie Town!

My feet get all sweaty
Inside my tennis shoes
Sometimes they smell like odor
Sometimes they smell like pooh!

I haven't shaved my armpits
In over a week!
I haven't worn deodorant.
Man, I really reek!

Chorus:
I Stinky....oh yeah!
I Stinky....oh yeah!
STINKY STINKY
STINKY STINKY STINKY!!!

I get home fromt he gym
And my house is so hot.
I sweat even more.
Oh man! I stink a lot!

My underwear sticks to me,
Its really, really gross!
I have body odor
and stinky stinky toes!

Boys don't come near me.
Dude, they're cold hearted.
They act like they don't know me,
or maybe think I farted!

Chorus:
I stinky....oh yeah!
I stinky....oh yeah!
STINKY STINKY
STINKY STINKY STINKY!!!

This working out
Its all for the boys.
They want us to be barbies.
They treat us like toys.

We're sick of this stuff!
We're going on strike!
Girls grow out your leg hairs
and stand up for what's right!

No more showers!
No more make-up!
No more dates on Friday nights!
We're gonna be stink for the
rest of our LIVES!

Chorus:
I Stinky....oh yeah!
I Stinky.....oh yeah!
STINKY STINKY
STINKY STINKY STINKY!!!

***Pilar and I were inspired to write this song one night as we were sitting at the table after dinner. We had gone to the gym earlier and were sitting in our stinky gym clothes. We laughed so hard while we wrote it. Pilar was my roommate at BYU Hawaii and our house was like an oven. It was always so hot and humid!